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David St. Hubbins 
"Armadillo in my trousers"
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 Posted - 03/30/2005 : 20:38:35
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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
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Conan The Westy 
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 03/30/2005 : 21:50:26
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Ouch.
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 03/30/2005 : 21:52:36
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Poor taste? Sure. Still funny, though ....
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Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 08:45:35
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Agreed  
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:07:51
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I laughed my butt-thang off.
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Tori
"I don't get it...."
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Posted - 04/04/2005 : 23:59:33
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Don't mess with women! ro ( )
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
>interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
>woman.
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>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
>door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
>instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
>find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
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>The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife."
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>The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
>and go home."
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>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
>tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I just can't kill my wife."
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>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
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>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions--to
>kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
>heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on
>the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
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>"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with
>the chair."
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>MORAL: Women are evil...don't mess with them.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 01:50:38
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Loved it, Tori! I think I'd better warn your DH to watch out!
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 02:12:19
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 05:20:20
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MORAL: Women are evil...don't mess with them.
I'm a 59-year-old male (note correct use of hyphens). You are not telling me anything I didn't learn many years ago.
  
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 09:28:48
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Here's a silly one created by my cery quick-witted friend Mike:
What's do you call an Irish girl with clogged arteries:
Angie O'Plasty.
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Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 09:35:57
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And her boyfriend who build seats and tables for outdoor settings:
Paddy O'Furniture.
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 10:53:09
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And the two Irish homosexuals:-
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
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AC
"Returning FWFR Old-Timer"
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Posted - 04/05/2005 : 13:10:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean
And the two Irish homosexuals:-
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
And their Scottish cousin, Phil McCracken.
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/06/2005 : 00:24:11
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quote:
Originally posted by AC
quote:
Originally posted by Sean
And the two Irish homosexuals:-
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
And their Scottish cousin, Phil McCracken.
Actually they were also a pair, Ben Doon and Phil McCracken.
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Markandlain
"Lacking in four sight"
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Posted - 04/06/2005 : 10:15:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean
And the two Irish homosexuals:-
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
It was more fun when Mike Fitzpatrick played for Carlton (and we were just waiting for a Patrick Fitzmichael to play for the other side.)
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Jokes
